"Hard Knock Life" Pregnancy Edition

It’s a hard knock life for ribs, It’s a hard knock life for hips

Instead of organ space, we get crimped!

Instead of deep breaths, we get kicked!

It's a hard-knock life!

Half a pound a week, he grows
It's the hard-knock row we hoe

Cotton panties

Instead of lace

Round belly
Up in our space
It's a hard-knock life!

Don't it feel like your bladder’s always howlin?
Don't you wanna just turn out the light?
Once a day, don't you wanna lay in?
Sleep the day away into the night.

No one's there when your dreams at night are creepy!
No one cares if you grow or if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet and weepy
From the crying you would think this place would sink!

Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Round belly life!
Cramped and hungry life!
Full of baby life!
Dreams of tomorrow life!

Little hands we can’t wait to see,
Little hands? What about eyes? And feet?

All anyone cares about is the smidge
But there’s no room between my ribs!
It's the hard knock life!

It's the hard-knock life for hips
It's the hard-knock life for ribs
All they care about is the smidge
While he’s widening out my hips
It's The Hard Knock Life!
It's the Hard Knock Life!
IT'S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!!!